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Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
by swordy January 17, 2013
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pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.
Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.
by 'rynside July 26, 2008
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Pikeys.

Pikeys...Plural for ignorant itinerant thieving gypos .
Pikeys....Paul..."Look at the state of those pikeys , they haven't had a wash in generations"
Bob..." Yes... Don't they smell awful ? I saw two them breaking into a garden shed earlier today"
Paul..." The only place that is safe from thieving tinkers like that is the library "
Bob..." The Germans knew how to deal with the likes of pikeys "
by Ihate pakis November 16, 2022
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Pokeytron

A word used by a Youtuber called @brewstewfilms, specifically his father. It is also used by idiots that cannot pronounce Pokemon or Pokeyman.
What the fuck is it called?! Pokeytron?!
by George Hiffy October 28, 2023
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pokeyman

Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon".
POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy that comes out and has a face and he HAGGKLAGEHNONA HAHAHAHAHAH.
by YesIAmAnIdiot July 2, 2006
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pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!
Pokey the Penguin lives at aich tee tee pee co lin slash slash yellow five dot com slash pokey slash.
by Emme December 22, 2003
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Pokey

a place of incarceration - where you go to get poked
He finally got scared straight when he was sent to the pokey
by AnalAl December 16, 2016
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