Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007

uber pwnage

This is a more 1337 variation of uber ownage.

The word ownage is purposely misspelled to elevate the level of 1337ness in said sentence.

Halo2Freak: That was some uber pwnage back there guys. Nice work team. Let's go ask mom to order us a pizza.

Buddy: With pepporoni!?

Halo2Freak: Of course, grasshopper.

by ZT May 9, 2005

pwnage block

An elusive block in which pwns in many ways such as pwnation and pwnificaton

Jimmy threw the pwnage block at Thomas.

by Osborne Tealeaf November 14, 2007

Pwnage Sauce

A sauce consisting primarily of crystalized pwnage, water, and tomato paste. An excellent topping to put on tacos, hamburgers, and nachos.

Pwnage sauce is also a traditional remedy for n00bishness when added to Mountain Dew. Original Mountain Dew works best, however, there have been some reports that Game Fuel created a more potent concoction. Unfortunately, Game Fuel was discontinued before any scientific tests were completed.

Jim: "This place is out of ketchup!"
Rob: "That's OK, I brought some pwnage sauce!"

by Grent August 20, 2008

1337 pwnage

Describing something that is extremely good / skilled, especially in computer games.

i.e. I have a friend who is extremely skilled at Halo 3 on XBOX360. He is one of the highest ranked people i know, and can get 50 kills on me in the time it takes me to get 5. This, therefore makes me an epic fail noob, and him 1337 pwnage.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 13, 2009

pwnage

verb: A term used to express one's act or state of elite preformance. Pwnage stems from the word "pwn" which is a typographical error of the word "own". The "p" replaces the "o" because during the frenzy of gaming, the player has no time to correct any spelling mistakes. This word is traditionally used by experienced videogamers, "leet" speakers and others involved in computer minded social or work groups.

"I played Halo 2 online today. I had 24 cosecutive kills... it was pownage like never before"

"I let those n00bs feel the wrath of my pwnage"

by Faust March 20, 2005

N00ber Pwnage

A wordplay on the term "uber pwnage," pronounced New-burr-Pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.

1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)

2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.

Example 1:
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..

Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!

by Alex Harm January 9, 2008