Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

puteral

De "putero". Unidad de magnitud del sistema mexicano de medidas, designada para describir cantidades incontables por efecto de la hueva. Equivale a un chingo de puteros de chingaderas.

No mames, tengo un puteral de cosas qué hacer.

by Vergolazo April 29, 2015

Puteria

/poo-te-ree-uh/ adjective

Spanish word translating to letting loose, thotting around, having fun. Typically associated with weekend behavior.

Friend 1: I'm so excited for this weekend!
Friend 2: Bruh same. Let the puteria begin!

by Kettywap November 16, 2016

The Pteradactyle

when a female takes on multiple penisis 5! One in each hand, one in the mouth, and one in her butt, and one in the vagina and has an INSANE orgasm that sounds like a prehistoric pteradactyle call.

dude me, bob, carl, bill, and tim pulled The Pteradactyle on emily at the party last weekend!

by EvilMonkeyyyy April 15, 2010

petera

It´s an Argentine Word used for women who like to give blowjobs

F1:Hey! John! do you remember your Neighbour??

F2:Yeah! Magui...wasn´t she?, what´s up?

F1: Last night I went out with her, and I really never thought she was such an incredible "Petera"

by Florchi January 27, 2007

Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010