walking pocket pussy 

A female so terribly boring that all she is good for is to bust a nut

“hey look there’s ashley”
“oh! don’t you mean the walking pocket pussy”

walking pocket pussy by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 12, 2019

Pocket Pussy

A kitten small enough to fit in your pocket.

The most desirable of cats, as "They are so cute at that age."
See also: Teacup Kitten

Pocket pussy (pussies) are the first to get adopted at an animal shelter.

Pocket Pussy by Ukir September 29, 2010

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy 

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

pizza pocket pussy 

Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro

pizza pocket pussy by CheeseWhiz_101 February 20, 2019

pocket-pussy

A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.

I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!

pocket-pussy by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021

Pocket Pussy

A word used to describe a woman “constantly on the move” from one man’s pocket (bed) to another. Also a metaphor for when a man takes things with him wherever he goes, but in this case a woman’s pussy accompanying her.

Daniel: Man, Jizzele sure gets around. I hope her pocket pussy hasn’t fallen off.

Pocket Pussy by Trebaltimore01 September 18, 2020

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY 

A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY IS A SEX TOY FITTED FOR GUYS WITH A SMALL DICK

I OVER HEARD BARBARA SAYIN SHE HATED HAVIN SEX WITH BOB AS HIS DICK WAS WAY TOO SMALL SO AS A BIRTHDAY GAG GIFT I BOUGHT HIM A PENCIL POCKET PUSSY SO AT LEAST HE WILL BE GETTIN SOME LOL

PENCIL POCKET PUSSY by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 6, 2009