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paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
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cat pussy 

Pussy that is so good you want to purr.
"that pussy last night was so good. That was some cat pussy right there"

cat poop pussy 

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."

Pussy Catcher 

A dog that helps his owner get girls. This term happens in like half the romantic movies out there.
Rachel: Aww look at that doggie!

Sarah: Ugh Don't waist time on him, he only bought that dog as a pussy catcher
Pussy Catcher by ToatsRad October 16, 2010

pissy cat 

pissy cat: some one who is being a belligerent ass, and licks and or sniffs anus's, and also likes penis's in or around their face at all times.
Damn john you just punched a guy at the waffle house,what a pissy cat!
pissy cat by bigredbear5000 April 30, 2011

pussy catted 

Rubbing your face against a guys penis.
Didn't like the oral sex so I pussy catted him instead.

pussy catch 

the pussy catch is the art of being captured by a woman and being tied down sexually and emotionally in a binding and exclusive relationship
she did a pussy catch on him
pussy catch by pbr69 June 27, 2014