fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

precession

The idea that the social idea of time exists in the past while the structure of time exists in the future.

Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.

Precession is the assertion that consciousness is actually the structure of time, and it exists in the future.

by sandraxine September 5, 2020

spawn of possession

Spawn of Possession was a technical death metal band from Kalmar, Sweden, founded in 1997. In 2017, the band announced their split up via their Facebook page. SoP has three albums out, Cabinet (2003) Noctambulant (2006) and Incurso (2012) there is also a demo called The Forbidden (2000), a follow up to Incurso was planned, but the bands retirement has stopped it's production.

Wow, I miss Spawn of Possession.

by William Rainer January 8, 2019

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"

by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009

Possession

Explanation:
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You could make someone jump into lava, or even make them set their phone on fire.
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Explanation 2: If it is your possession, you own it. If it is your friend's possession, then he/she owns it.
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Oh crap! He has the power of possession!
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Definition: The power to control someone.
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Also: That is David's possession.
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Definition 2: something that someone owns.

by CrypticGamer November 25, 2016

Pussession

An intense female orgasm where she arches her back as if something was possessing them, usually pleasure.

Girl: Oh my god that was amazing, I think I had a pussession

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022