Pulsing headache

a pulsing headache is when you and a friend try to convince someone to give you what you want with the excuse of a pulsing headache.

carmine: Mr.Wilson me and Jenni have a pulsing headache you should give us some water.

by the.pulsing.headache.girl June 20, 2019

Binging and Purging

Binging - eating lots of food quickly in a short period of time

Purging - vomiting, laxative abuse, excessive exercise, or fasting

John: I didn't see you after dinner.

Mary: I was fininshed binging at dinner, so I was purging.

John: You were binging and purging?!

by itschinox February 22, 2011

Pulsing Womb

When you are not pregnant, this feeling could mean you are sexually attracted to someone, you deeply want Children with someone, you just got turned on, or you just really want sex. This is mainly felt by all females, and gay males.

Last night my girlfriend and I discussed having kids someday, which isn’t likely because we are both female, but we both ended up with a Pulsing Womb feeling for a few hours just thinking about each other.

by Kurnopaws June 6, 2018

Man-purring

Man-purring man purr AKA snoring; After going on a sports camp with several dad helpers there was one dad who snored constantly throughout the night. After several hours of sleepless annoyance, the rhythm of the snoring became deliriously comforting and relaxing, vaguely like a fat cat purring when it is content. Some of the coaches (and dads) complained the next morning of the constant snoring, but the 'man-purrer' awoke refreshed and oblivious to the issues he created. Snoring is a derogatory term for a natural and innocent act, blamed mostly on men. The dads all later agreed that we only snore because we are exhausted and contented - thus the term 'Man-purring' was coined. Man-purring is a far more politically correct name for an outdated, derogatory and argument-causing term known annoyingly as 'snoring'. 'Man-purring' displays to our partners a more innocent and sincere meaning for a common and natural phenomenon - "Men - do we snore? No, we 'man-purr.'"

Wife "I hope you slept well last night, you kept me awake with your continual snoring",
Husband "Darling, I'm so sorry, it wasn't deliberate - I didn't mean to snore, it was only man-purring. When I'm sleepy and laying next to you, you make me feel so relaxed and happy with life so I 'man-purr' ...I love you so much!

by Brett Witherby January 15, 2017

pussing

Pussing is the art of watching a woman pee coupled with the skill of doing this undetected in a public place, usually a toilet cubicle at a pub, hotel, restaurant,
theatre/cinema, office, club etc, or even outside

"I went pussing in my lunch break! I had never peed for anyone before so I had the double excitement of doing this for the first time AND doing it in a semi-public place!

by Web Master April 8, 2006

Purging Bitch

A female in need of complete access and control over the man to whom she is attracted. Purging bitches proceed to acquire control through surgical removal of the mans closest friends, either immediately or over time. Generally the males closest buddy is the number one target, and the most common medical procedure is through "harmless" jokes and accusations of the two men having homosexual relations. The suggestions are intended to frighten the two men into hanging out less frequently, so that they may prove they are not gay. Once the two friends are alienated from eachother, the bitch then proceeds with indirect demonization of the males best friend, "he's a really nice guy... and I like him... but..." complementing him with a generic and minor term, as a precautionary measure, then followed up by a more damaging accusation.

The most susceptible victims are attractive males that have "Pussy Whipped" tendencies. Purging bitches are unaware of their behavior and are equally so unaware of their actions. It is recommended to avoid purging bitches at all costs, as they are the most likely females to take extreme measures to lock down or destroy whichever man it is they want, but can't have. AKA, get knocked up, or toss around rape accusations. The behavior is usually attributed to religious females or females from a more conservative background.

Purging Bitches aren't easily killed and typical measures such as a stake through the heart or a silver bullet simply will not work. You must get holy water, a crucifix and probably a court order depending on the severity of the case.

Unexperienced Bitches usually proceed with removal immediately upon contact and the behavior is easily reckognizable. More dangerous types are the seasoned bitches which patiently wait until there is a minor dispute between the two friends and only then carries on with the procedure.

1. Friend: "Hey Melissa, this is Thomas that I went to Europe with."
Purging Bitch: "Oh, how cute! hehehe, you guys went on a little honey moon together... hehehe..."

2. "Chris is so Pussy Whipped, he lets that Purging Bitch control everything.

by Joseph Erickson October 13, 2007

Pusing

Sweating profusely while pooping.

"I had to go so bad, by the time I hit the toilet I was already pusing like crazy.

by jbray January 15, 2011