purse

penis, dick, package

that guy has a big purse... look at his bulge!

by Mar Dixon October 15, 2010

purse

1. A pretty container attached to a long strap which a woman may sling over her shoulder. She uses it to carry her ID cards and other items of a personal nature.
2. A woman's dog tags and collar.

Q. Can I see some identification?
A. Sure, let me check my purse...(jingle, jingle, jingle)...ah, here it is.

by starr May 13, 2005

purse

Another name for a males scrotum.

Yo dog, last night I was so stewed I kicked Breeze right in his purse. The fuckers definately broke now.

by electric john January 6, 2006

Purse

adj.
also
purseness

an all purpose complimentary member of the adverb/adjective family

"Davey, trying to use purse in a sentence when you don't have the cred is so not purse"

Basicly anytime you have the urge to use a dry, overused adjective like "sweet" or want to greet someone you highly respect use purse.

by Reed Villasenor June 10, 2005

Purse

a bag used to keep cocain in

i pulled out my purse and snorted it all up

by bfizzle January 5, 2006

Purse

A shortened version of the title Paramedic-Nurse, a relatively new degree offered by Australian universities. Male Paramedic-Nurses are also known as man-bags.

Student 1: "Man, how messy was last night??"
Student 2: "Yeah I know, everyone got trashed, but the purses were the worst by far."

by Foxcat April 21, 2010

purse

Satirical form of the slang totes: a shorter more convenient form of the word: totally.

As totes became popular and emojis expanded, tote received its own emoji which looked like a purse. Use of purse began as a way to mock people that used the slang totes.

Person 1: We should go to the mall this weekend for the huge sale!

Person 2: Purse! That would be awesome.

or

Person 1: Oh my god, Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Person 2: He purse is!

by buggerthat December 4, 2018