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A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi
Present mic is a pro hero and he loud
by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019
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perestroka

Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.
"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."
by 5$wds November 20, 2009
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Prescript

V.

Prescripted comes from Prescribe: Latin, praescribere =

1. to write at the beginning, dictate, order;

2. to lay down a rule : DICTATE;

3. to lay down as a guide, direction, or rule of action : ORDAIN;

4. to specify with authority.

To prescript a relationship, then, is to create a set of rules governing the relationship before the people involved ever get into said relationship. These rules are often set up to define a relationship involving someone who is not even in existence yet and therefore cannot give his or her input into the relationship agreements, such as a married couple deciding the rules for a future extramarital partner before even finding one.

By contrast, a descriptive relationship describes the relationship as it is at the time with input from all involved.
John and Mary prefer to prescript their relationships. Even though John and Mary haven't met anyone they're interested in yet, they have decided beforehand that anyone they date will be female, in love with them both equally, single, will live no more than 10 miles away, will not call John by the nickname "bunnylips", will not eat with them at their favorite restaurant, and cannot ever listen to

the song John and Mary danced to at their wedding while John and/or Mary are in the room with her. When they meet her, these rules are non-negotiable and she has no say in them.
by Joreth April 9, 2010
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presenile dementia

The same condition as senile dementia, however describes the condition when it occurs before the age of 65.
Idiot: I think the fact he is placing these objects in such places is due to the Alzheimer's causing senile dementia, we'll have to keep an eye out for Disorientation and Memory loss as well as changes in personality, thank god im chief lecturer at Harvard.
Me: You're a twat, its presenile dementia he is only 64.
by kampin_bunny August 13, 2006
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Prescriptibitch

Someone who is militant about correcting grammar mistakes. Evil. Usually has no friends.
Person one: "I ain't got no homework."
Person two: "Uh, actually it should be 'I don't have any homework.'"
Person one: "Dammit, quit being such a Prescriptibitch."
by MissHubris May 7, 2009
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Prescott Valley

A qauint little town about 8 miles from Prescott,AZ. There isn't much to do here for teenagers except get high and do other nefarious things like claim "gangs" and fight. Riddled with a rather heartbreaking epidemic, alot of the teens in the area have experienced losing a friend or seeing people hospitalized.
The hoes are plentiful and passed around rapidly. Relationships do not last and those that do are scrutinized by dawgs and hoes. The parties get busted cause they're held in Copper, Dewey and or Chino valley.
The police are corrupt and the town knows it well, it compels youngins to do bad things they know they can get away with cause nothing will happen. You could ask anyone about a police story it would be about being body slammed for no reason, tazed or unlawfully detained.
There is an abundance of nicknames for the "lovely" little town such as "Thottown", "Probation Valley" ,"white trash" and the favorite of all "New California". The reasonings for these names are all very clear once you witness the town in action, "New California" is probably the most accurate name out of them all as older people from California continue to move here and become white trash but also continue to bitch about how Prescott Valley is compared to California.
On the otherside of things the thots who don't have an STD or STI that live here try to brighten things up by always posting basic white bitch things like "omg Pv skies are so pretty 😍😍"
Man there's a bad bitch from Prescott valley.

Don't touch that shit she a hoe and probably got a STD
by Elijah_noname November 29, 2018
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Presentao

1. Puerto Rican word for someone who gets involved in something that's none of their business 2. A "nosy" individual
Deja de estar mirando lo que hacen los besinos, canto de presentao!
Stop trying to see what the neighbors are doing, you freaking nosy-ass!
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
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