pontificate

slang;

it means "to take a shit"

can also mean to spew shit or to be full of shit

by ^__^ June 28, 2004

pontificate

the thoughts of those who are stoned

after hitting the bong, we pontificated some crazy ideas

by roor March 12, 2005

Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

Pontificate

Another smart person word for thinking

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length

by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018

pontificates

to stomp with one's shoe

Mr. White Key pontificates arachnids.

by kimiandkristin December 26, 2010

Pontificate

To boast oneself in a regurgitating way. To boisterously repeat the same scripted material over and over again denouncing and/or deflecting any ownership or accountability on any given topic other than "The Wall".

"President Trump comes across a bit pretentious when on camera but much more so on a daily basis while he pontificates ALL OVER on Twitter donning a golden pacifier and his sippy cup."

by LadyS67 June 19, 2018

Pondeficate

To shit in or on the side of a pond.

I pondeficated in your back yard today can you pull over the car I need to pondeficate.

by The thinking man September 1, 2019