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Christopher Penaldus

A person from Portugal who like to discover unknown nation when international break happen, he already discovered nation like Lithuania, Luxembourg,San Marino and Andorra
Thanks to Christopher Penaldus.He is the reason why I pass my geography test
by Penaldoggy is finished September 28, 2021
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Penalty Bong

From over 35 years of personal knowledge. . . .

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup. Much, much more bigger & packed than a normal size bong hit.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

See also "PB-Penalty Bong"
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..(A) spill all the rest of our dope on the floor? (B) tell your Mom we just dropped acid? (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) (C) pee yourself? (D) tell that cop we were stoned? (E) smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit? (F) eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies? (G) spill the bong water? (H) do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me? . . . penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"Penalty Fuckin Bong or P Fuckin B")
by Hednout March 16, 2011
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Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21
Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant
by Libelllula December 31, 2021
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Punan

A person with no life who lacks originality.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger:How are you?
You: It’s another punan
by Lisa Cadeaux September 3, 2022
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Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.
Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?
by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
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PenaltyMan

A professional player from Portugal who is widely known to statpad with penalties against pizza makers commonly against the mighty Cagliari, a penalty eventually covers his bad performance in a game.
Juventus lost to **Milan** because PenaltyMan was not awarded a penalty.
by I'mHiwirbrhfi September 2, 2020
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punani hunter

a person who goes out looking for punani (pussy)
that guys back in the club again for the 4th time this weekend man he is a real punani hunter
by koimalechon February 14, 2012
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