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pomosexual

Pomosexual is a term popularized by sex-positive activists and writers Carol Queen and Lawrence Shimel in their 1997 Anthology "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions about Gender and Sexuality". People who identify as Pomosexual are attempting to redefine, reassess and protest current essentialist-bound labels surrounding sexual orientation.
"What ARE you?"..."Excuse me?"..."Like...what ARE you?"..."I'm a human being, what does it look like?"..."yeah but...what ARE you?"...I'm POMOSEXUAL, okay!?!"
by GummiBarenGirl October 23, 2007
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Popsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to popsicles.
Guy: Did you see the way she sucked on the popsicle?
Girl: Yea, she's way popsexual.
by Cecil Love July 17, 2006
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Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.
Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."
by Colorless green idea January 19, 2010
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Popsexual

A person who defines themself as 'heterosexual', 'bisexual', or even 'homosexual' depending on what's popular in the current media.
After Spears and Madonna kissed on MTV, everyone was claiming to be bisexual. You know they're only popsexual.
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pimpsexual

AManInJapan: dude
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Nabz315: hahahaha
Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?
AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it
by Nabeel November 29, 2004
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pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.
*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013
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PDempsexual

Parents: hey are u pansexual???
Me: No I’m Pdempsexual
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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