Purasian

When an Asian not only has ascended past an Asian but then to go even further beyond.
PURE ASIAN

Bro: Yo how the hell did you miss a question on the math exam? I thought you Asian?
Asian Bro : Bro, I ain't Purasian doh.

by YTripleG April 21, 2017

Bag of pucks

A term used by hockey fans to quantify the value of a player. The team that owns the rights to a player worth a bag of pucks, would be happy to trade that player for the smallest return possible.

Sabres fans-If our rookie isn't ready yet, we will need a temporary fix at center.

Canadian fans-You can have Scott Gomez for a bag of pucks.

by hockey fan January 22, 2013

picasso tits

when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.

girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!

girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!

girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!

by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009

pulaski tennessee

a small town in giles county tn. nothing to do except eat. sleep. have sex. and get drunk. aka boring as hell.

pulaski tennessee hell, boredom, pos

by hairbrushbitch November 25, 2011

picasso underpants

Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)

I had the craziest dream last night then I totally woke up with a pair of Picasso Underpants.

by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015

pugasus

A pug dog cross bred with a pegasus. A small, winged dog that snores and has a curly tail. Pugasi(plural)are usually brown with black coloring around the face or they are all black.

My that pugasus snores loudly.

by Chriswild April 24, 2008

puasy

When retards can’t spell pussy

tech support scammer : show me bobs and puasy
underage female : what?

by Obama Prism October 24, 2019