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Puberty

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.
Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.
by *Dee* February 12, 2006
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puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.
Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!
by blu3hat October 9, 2010
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puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.
I hate puberty.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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puberty

Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????
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puberty

It's what children start when they're the ages usually 10-18. It's the development of sexual growth.


GIRLS: Girls start earlier then boys do, there are no physical appereances shown, their ovaries are growing, and breast buds will start to show up at around the ages of 8-10.

The first real sign is breats, then pubic hair. They hit a growth stage, and grow rapidly in height. They usually have hips to carry babies. They start having monthly cycles called the menstural cycle. They're done growing quicker then boys are. Both boys and girls develop acne.


BOYS: They start later then girls. Usually around 12-18. Maybe 10-18. Everyone is different. The first notice is height. They grow taller, and their voice deepens dramatically. They start getting facial hair, and pubic hair. Their penis grows dramastically. They get muscles as well. Boys are typically taller then girls, but not always. Boys also start having sperm, and having wet dreams.
Boy: Have you started puberty?
Girl: Yes, have you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: I don't like it.
Boy: Neither do I.



Girl: Have you started your period?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl: I hate puberty.
Girl 2: Me too.
by anexpert April 5, 2009
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Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.
Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
by EpicMamo September 24, 2013
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Puberty

the time where boys become horndogs and girls become sluts. really weird and crazy things happen during this time. its weird effect lasts on kids from around age 12 through 18. boys' winnies go from carrot to aubergine. girls grow boobs and hips and bleed uncontrollably every month for the next 3-4 decades or so. boys get taller and bigger and get a deeper voice thinking they'll become like john cena just to end up looking and sounding like a monster. both girls and boys get pimples on their face that may or may not be temporary (come every once in a while due to changes in hormonal levels). the pimples that are always there are caused by a skin condition called acne. boys grow a shit ton of hair practically everywhere on the body, but the most visible one is on the face. girls also grow hair but on less parts and in less amounts. both boys and girls also think about whatever makes them horny 24/7 such as a crush and wank off. basically, you morph into a horny gorilla. it's a pretty weird time. for some people this is more intense than others, the people with 7 crushes and that sleep with 20 people from their school per day or wank off 57 times per day.
-Hey *voice crack* do *voice crack* you *voice crack* wanna *voice crack* come *voice crack* over *voice crack* today *voice crack* to *voice crack* play *voice crack* video *voice crack* games? *huge voice crack*
-Damn bro, good luck

Puberty
by mrbeast167 May 1, 2022
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