Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.

Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.

by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009

Prospitute

A prospective student at a college that sleeps around, hoping to be improve their chances of acceptance.

"That girl is such a prospitute! She'd open her legs to get into a community college!"

by Rob Oden October 17, 2009

Proximute

Proximute is a french person who is attractive, sexy, and truly creative/charming. Proximute is more than a french person, he is a creator and a designer and he can create the most magnificent surf maps out there known to man (surf_depression)

Ian- yo guys did you about proximute's new map

Kirbo- hey proximute wanna collab and make a surf map?

Zeuse- proximute i love you

by Enigm_A August 6, 2017

prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.

"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"

by sheldo September 13, 2013

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008