Provo All Star

A male 18-30 years of age living in or around the city of Provo. Typically a return missionary who spends his post mission life as a D-bag. He will find any way to get around the Mormon church's guidlines on sex while still not actually having sex (Look up Provo push or Provo soak). Will either avoid marriage until his parents threaten stop paying for school or will immediatley marry some dumb 18 year old after he gets off his mission. He will usaully find a job selling security systems making nothing of his life while wasting his parents money at BYU or UVU. If he goes to UVU he will say something like "I chose to go here because of BYU's honor code, not because of open enrollment.". Typically will show up to dance parties shirtless while wearing Ed Hardy sunglasses inside. These men almost always congregate around the arlington, belmont, and alpine apartment complexes looking for sluts. When they park their BMW's that their parents gave them as a coming home present from their mission they generally take up 3 parking spots. Typical conversations with his All Star Bro's will generally include one of three topics: Their workouts, muscles, and how many chicks they have hooked up with. These conversations tend to be as loud as possible and in front of as many girls as possible. A variation of the All Star is the hipster who always wears mocasins and buys literally all of their clothes at the DI (the Mormon version of value village) even though they are not poor.

Gold's Gym member #1: Hey who's that guy taking pictures of himself on his phone while doing curls next to girls in the the zoomba class and wearing a deep v Ed Hardy cut off and Monster hat?

Gold's Gym member #2: Oh dont mind him. Thats just the local Provo All Star. He's looking for an ego feed.

by The real Wolf Pack July 19, 2011

Provo Soak

This is a step above the provo push in a sense where young people in happy valley (aka provo, utah) is trying to find ways around having actual intercourse because of their strict church guidelines. This is when a girl is so horny that she lets her man stick his boner in her vagina, but no movement or thrusting takes place. The boner just resides inside the vagina thus "soaking" inside it. This apparently isn't considered as intercourse....WTF!??

Girl: "I'm so hot for you right now, but we're not married so we can't have sex."

Boy: "Oh darn it all to heck! Oh wait...how about the provo soak!? That's not sex right!?"

Girl: "My goodness gracious! You're such a genius! Provo soak me now!"

by jesuscheese March 5, 2009

Provo bump

A term used at Brigham Young University to describe the dry humping that is prevalent among many students. Though forbidden by church teachings and the school's honor code, the Provo bump is possibly viewed as a less serious alternative to sexual intercourse by those who choose to experiment.

Man, those freshman sure Provo bump a lot.

by ferocious dinosaur January 5, 2009

Provo Float

The Provo Float is in-between the Provo Push and a Provo Soak. Instead of having intercourse, your boner only slides on the outside of the vagina never entering it. After you get so chafed from doing the provo push you move to the next level which is the Provo Float. You don't put it in, it just floats on top or she floats on top of you. Also called outercourse. The verb is called floating.

Guy: "Bro you were with that freshman girl all night... did you have sex?"

Provo All Star: "Na man I have morals. We just did the Provo Float"

by THEProvoAllStar September 24, 2012

Provo all-star

Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.

Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star

returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?

rm2: nah, not being married is too easy

rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!

by YourBoss801 July 17, 2011

provo push

A variation of dry hump used commonly by mormons in Provo, UT. Provo is a mecca for young members (18-30 years of age) of the mormon church which has many strict guidelines that include a vow of abstinence until marriage.

Mormons, like all other human beings, are born with an innate desire for sexual intercourse. As a result of the strict guidelines that prohibit premarital relations, incidents of the provo push (aka dry humping) are high.

Friend 1: "Dude, I hooked up with Ashley last night!"
Friend 2: "Did you guys do the push?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah man, she started pushing before we started kissing!"

"Last night I macked with this girl and got blue balls. It was worth it because we did the provo push"

by E Matthew September 5, 2008

Provo Push

During a Mormon soaking session, a third party pushes up on the mattress under you both to initiate thrusting.

I can’t go this weekend, I’m the Provo push for my bro.

by Jonahswhale September 5, 2021