SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute

...."Hoin" not to be confused with "Heroin"
Usually extra origiinal.

Nocturnal.

Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.

"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."

by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009

Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.

Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.

by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009

pititude

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

by James Light August 21, 2007

prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.

"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"

by sheldo September 13, 2013

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

prostituent

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

by CarMono July 28, 2011

Prostitude

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous

Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."

by Strange Blue August 12, 2006