property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

Posterity

All future generations ahead. All the unborn generations collectively. All the people who will exist in the future. All succeeding generations. -Emeasoba George

Posterity is synonymous with offspring.

by Emeasoba George June 1, 2018

the property of ones

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

Intellectual Property

the excuse used by the MPAA and RIAA use to legitamize the claim that they should own the world.

"shit man, i was going to download those Mp3's, but i found out they are someone else's intellectual property"

by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

Hippity Hoppity Get off my property

The best way to discribe your hatred to anyone invading your life.

Or just ya know... Easter

Jane: steps too close
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

Jane: goes to take my donuts
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by BigBoyScum.jpg September 16, 2018

Git offa mah property!!

What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun

Varmint: La la la i'm on your property

Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*

by Calamity Bec April 12, 2008

intellectual property cloaking

Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.

Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.

by Luc August 13, 2003