Iambic Prose

The romantic fan pairing of Danny Phantom and Ghost Writer from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom.

How can you not ship Iambic Prose?

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 26, 2018

ho's with prose

1. slutty women good with words, surprisingly eloquent skanks, 2. eclectic writers, word lovers

Girls 1: You are such bitches. Girls 2: But at least we are ho's with prose.

by dumpsterbear June 9, 2011

tumblr prose

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.

person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about

by bawlsauce March 20, 2025

Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.

A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."

by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025

proseanide

Talked to death

OMG - She doesn't shut up ! I've been given a lethal dose of proseanide.

prose - words, cyanide

by RoseAura~ March 29, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018