Protagulating

Hanging on to a fantasy or something you can never have.

That fool came out of the womb protagulating!

by Green eyes sassafras December 20, 2021

Proculate

A word coined to describe pro calculations done in games. Often used by really good players, only the best proculate.

My champion is overpowered because of my proculations.

You cannot get good if you don't proculate.

by Aenaroesh July 5, 2017

Projaculate

To ejaculate, like a boss.

I was up in the mezzanine this one time, and Samantha walked in, and I projaculated. She was dead impressed.

by TheFilcher March 31, 2011

prejaculation

The time when you are masturbating hard enough and know you are about to blow some good chunks but it just hasn't hapoened yet.

I was in the bathroom, feeling good, and all of a sudden, I felt it coming. However, it was only prejaculation; it hadn't quite come out yet.

by togotoog December 28, 2011

promaculiadoit

Promaculiadoit(PRO-MA-CUE-LE-A-DOIT) -
the lowest possible level of dumb and insignificant. see alsoidiot, moron, ignoramus, nimrod.

You stupid little promaculiadoit, you wasted half a second of my time.

by paul ishak September 3, 2005

prostaculate

The fruition of extreme ejaculatory release by powerful and fathomless prostate massaging. Usually followed by a long and powerful gasp and the inability to keep one’s eyes open.

“ You should definitely pay the extra $10, Brett’s face after he prostaculated was priceless”

by Frenchingo1 May 13, 2019

Prosuculation

When you get sucked in to other people’s problems.

I’m exhausted with this Prosuculation, meaning I keep getting sucked into everyone else’s problems.

by Stacybudgirl January 2, 2024