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Will you cook my popcorn?

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)
Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)
by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015
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Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.
Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.
by Charlie Badass July 22, 2019
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Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.
Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.
by glassballs4u October 30, 2016
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This refers to watching someone else's arguments or difficulties for amusement.
my boss has no idea what the hell he is talking about, i am going to sit back and eat some popcorn.
by person00009384 May 7, 2009
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selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.
I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.
by Nathan McIntosh April 25, 2004
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Popcorn Weed

Popcorn is not a strain of weed. It is the smaller buds found at the bottom of a Hydro plant. It is a little less potent than the top buds (Dro).
Yo, I harvested some dank ass Popcorn Weed off that dro plant!
by NewPwnage September 30, 2013
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Polish Popcorn

When someone consumes nothing but sweetcorn for a few days then places a heated butt plug in there ass. Finally when the popcorn is ready the maker will bend over and deliver their freshly prepared produce to a hungry individual to munch on.
The kind Polish man ate his sweetcorn and put his butt plug on heat to prepare for his movie night with his hungry friend. He knew how his friend enjoyed Polish Popcorn
by King Polish Sausage July 12, 2022
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