by McMinion March 17, 2020
Get the Protection mug.The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
by ardeliskane May 22, 2008
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Proote
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A young girl (around ages 12-13) who is dressing and behaving in such a way that is reminiscent of a prostitute...or her favorite celebutant (e.g. Paris Hilton).
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."
A re-pubescent female who is scantily clad, hanging out in a public area (e.g. the Mall or movie theater) and behaving like a "stupid spoiled whore."
I hate going to the Neshaminy Mall movie theater! It's always way too crowded and always crawling with prostetots! Last time I went some prostetot totally yelled at my boyfriend...she was like 13!
by 814icaj May 8, 2008
Get the prostetot mug.Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!
Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!
by the metro man May 30, 2020
Get the Civil Protection mug.When a guy is protected 24 7 by either always wearing a condom or always carrying one in his wallet!
Chad : I want some fucky take off your clothes right now!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
Kiersten : I would but Kmart's closed and we don't have any condoms sorry!
Chad: No worries I'm 24 Protected let's get fuckin!!
Kiersten : Ohh! Whip out that big cock of your's and stick it in!
Chad: Nice!!!
by SlopNChop December 11, 2016
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Some absolutely clueless soul that wrangles a hoe, slam pig, or cock tease into coming to a gathering and commits the atrocity of following her around constantly just to insure that she doesn't slam some other dude(s).
In order to be labeled a Hoe Protector you must fulfill the minimum requirements:
1.) The girl must be a documented hoe, either by previous personal knowledge or the fact that she has already open mouth kissed at least 4 dudes in the previous hour.
2.) There must be an inherent "creep" factor associated with the guy including, but not limited to; following or shadowing, constant staring, hover hands, forced seclusion, cock blocking, and bathroom guarding.
3.) (Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree only, see below) The guy constantly talks shit about the other dudes at the party in an attempt to make himself the number one draft pick for the hoe. (Seriously, who clipped your balls?)
Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree is a capital offense and if convicted in court, the defendant must admit his Hoe Protector status to both the offended parties and the hoe itself. If the defendant commits multiple counts of Hoe Protections over time, he can be labeled as a level 3 Hoe Protector and must notify all neighbors within a quarter mile radius of his level 3 status.
Some absolutely clueless soul that wrangles a hoe, slam pig, or cock tease into coming to a gathering and commits the atrocity of following her around constantly just to insure that she doesn't slam some other dude(s).
In order to be labeled a Hoe Protector you must fulfill the minimum requirements:
1.) The girl must be a documented hoe, either by previous personal knowledge or the fact that she has already open mouth kissed at least 4 dudes in the previous hour.
2.) There must be an inherent "creep" factor associated with the guy including, but not limited to; following or shadowing, constant staring, hover hands, forced seclusion, cock blocking, and bathroom guarding.
3.) (Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree only, see below) The guy constantly talks shit about the other dudes at the party in an attempt to make himself the number one draft pick for the hoe. (Seriously, who clipped your balls?)
Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree is a capital offense and if convicted in court, the defendant must admit his Hoe Protector status to both the offended parties and the hoe itself. If the defendant commits multiple counts of Hoe Protections over time, he can be labeled as a level 3 Hoe Protector and must notify all neighbors within a quarter mile radius of his level 3 status.
Mike: Whose that chick that Leo brought over? Is he slamming that?
Harry: Nothing special, shes just some pig fresh out of the pen. He wants to slam it, but hes too busy being a Hoe Protector to every dude that looks at her to win that battle.
Harry: Nothing special, shes just some pig fresh out of the pen. He wants to slam it, but hes too busy being a Hoe Protector to every dude that looks at her to win that battle.
by Chauncellor April 9, 2012
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It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
It is most commonly used to call someone or something an idiot during rants.
Plural:Phootes or phooties
by PHOOTELORD June 11, 2019
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