Proctered

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.

Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.

by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015

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Priggered

When you're mad/pressed/triggered to the MAX

When you're friend DENIES THE TRUTH, and you know for a fact she is LYING . You are PRIGGERED

by Barbara Williams June 10, 2018

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Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

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podgered

to be sexually hammered in the female fanny!

awe, a pure podgered that big mad fat bird on saturday night, man.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

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Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.

Dude I'm so three-pronged

by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009

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