Promposing

Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.

It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.

Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?

Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.

by Jnac May 9, 2011

Board of Pomposity

A group of pretentious snobs who feel they have the right to criticizing eveyone and everything.

I hate those arrogant bastards. I bet they are members of the board of pomposity.

by B of P February 8, 2004

pomposity

Someone who is full of themself.Grandiose Opinion of ones self. Pretentious, snobish

Scott was really showing his pomposity today!!

by Dragondoc March 9, 2008

Pooposity

The degree to which something resembles a large log of shit

The pooposity factor of that automobile is quite high.

by Pucci February 28, 2003

Proposity

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous

“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”

by Sharkbaitwhohaha November 25, 2018

Pomposity

Acting like you have moral superiority over people who are smarter than you.

Your pomposity outdoes your intelligence in that you have no intelligence.

by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016

The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.

Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."

by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005