An arbitrary score that is given to a person who tries to make people feel sorry for them all the time.
Wow...are you really going to post that? It looks like someone is trying to get pity points from some random chickenheads.
by UdigIdugGyal December 1, 2010
Get the Pity Points mug.In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.
by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010
Get the Monkey Points mug.Derived from the phrase "Brownie Points" Or namely "G-N points" to simply put it.
This describes one who deliberately wrongs one or a few enough item questions in an online or written examination provided that he/she at the same time has a guilt free answer key with them.
On a side note this can also indicate one who intentionally deceives apathetic authority by showing false authenticity granted when one is being assessed by the latter.
This describes one who deliberately wrongs one or a few enough item questions in an online or written examination provided that he/she at the same time has a guilt free answer key with them.
On a side note this can also indicate one who intentionally deceives apathetic authority by showing false authenticity granted when one is being assessed by the latter.
"That take home quiz professor gave us sure was a total breeze! Umm...Low-Key but the answer key you shared to me looks exactly like his test no kidding; So I had a few genuine points in to give myself some slack if you know what I mean. As they say, Nobody's perfect."
by TrickyJebus September 18, 2016
Get the Genuine Points mug.A system in which jewish teens earns "points" for hooking up with others at a NFTY events. Although in most regions, the competition is friendly, and with out incentive, large amounts of NFTY points are big ego boosters and something to be proud of.
The following is the standard NFTY points system. However, may very from region to region:
General Member: 1 Point
Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points
Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points
Regional Cabinet Member: 3.5
Regional Board Member: 4 Points
Rabbis son/daughter: 5 points
Regional Board President: 5 Points
National Board Member: 6 Points
National President: 7 Points
Advisor: 10 points
On Shabbat: x2**
Same-Sex: ^2
At a Dan Nichols concert: +3 points*
Siblings: +the age of the youngest
*When calculating total points for the weekend, do not double or square these extra points.
**Shabbat is considered over at the end of Havdalah
The following is the standard NFTY points system. However, may very from region to region:
General Member: 1 Point
Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points
Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points
Regional Cabinet Member: 3.5
Regional Board Member: 4 Points
Rabbis son/daughter: 5 points
Regional Board President: 5 Points
National Board Member: 6 Points
National President: 7 Points
Advisor: 10 points
On Shabbat: x2**
Same-Sex: ^2
At a Dan Nichols concert: +3 points*
Siblings: +the age of the youngest
*When calculating total points for the weekend, do not double or square these extra points.
**Shabbat is considered over at the end of Havdalah
Mordechai: Racking up those NFTY points this weekend man?
Abraham: Yeah dude, she's the Rabbis daughter AND its Shabbat!
*fist bump*
Abraham: Yeah dude, she's the Rabbis daughter AND its Shabbat!
*fist bump*
by allmyjews April 28, 2011
Get the NFTY points mug.refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.
by ahicart July 15, 2011
Get the panda points mug.a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.
You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.
by orcslayer2 July 5, 2010
Get the dan points mug.A way to recognize someones hightened enlightenment, superiority or overly progressive views by handing out invisible imaginary currency. Mostly distributed in the comments section of a racially charged article on Facebook.
Did you see Doug's comments explaining how mathematics perpetuates white privilege and should be considered racist altogether. Wow, he is sooo Woke, I award him 25 woke points.
by Nucksey October 31, 2017
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