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proffing

When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.

Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.
P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?

P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!
by Rocky Bread February 3, 2010
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proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
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Proffitt

someone who steals jokes from better comedians
Yo, Chris Rock was a Proffitt when he said that joke about whoreses last night!
by Slappy McSchmucko January 15, 2008
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Proffesor Rectum

A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.
Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.
by EvieZ December 27, 2008
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proffitt

One who is jewish and unaturally short.
by Parker Perry April 2, 2008
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mad proffessor

An excentric chemist often wearing a dark lab coat with holes in covered, up by badges of various types. Is rather loud and strange sounding when bored, happy or pissed off. Can easily be irritated when experimenting. Is thought to be either " a genious" or "an idiot"
The mad proffessor had finally solved the problem of global warming in his lab and then went down the pub for a quick pint.
by Patrick_of_LU November 7, 2008
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Proffesor Jerkhof

Is another definition for the male act of masturbating.
He has a meeting with Proffesor Jerkhof.
by Mircea September 19, 2008
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