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Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.
After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.
by The Proctologister November 15, 2010
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Proternalisation

I created this word one night while plasma-surfing through the spirit-realm. It is linguistically the opposite of contemplate, to eternalise/crystallize the pros. Once you have extracted essential material or answers to anything while contemplating you record them, and attempt to implement them in whatever matter it is. Let's go in the wise words of Don Juan Matus:"When you see the ally, you must become one with it."
One good example would be music, listening closely to the sounds and feels, you contemplate what might complement it well, once you discover what the sonic-ally is, whether it be an open hi-hat, sitar or funky bassline, you take it and proternalise it into the song.

J: I have finally discovered that periscoping the world around you is one effective way to escape any bland setting, this is now an integral part of my "Making the world a whole lot trippier escapade". What sort of sation would this discovery be considered?

C: Let's call it; Proternalisation.

J: Word. It sounds like what contemplation would eventually give birth to.
by Phosphorojic September 29, 2010
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Prostertot

and girl in grade 9 or under that feels the need to dress like a slut because they think its cool
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style
prositute + tot = prostertot

TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...
by nadinelillian April 14, 2007
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mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.
Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.
by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017
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proctor'd

1) to be on the receiving end of a drunk and
belligerent rampage before, during or after a friendly game of golf
2) to be assaulted by your inebriated passenger while trying to drive his vehicle to
or from the golf course
"dude, how was golf today?"

"it was great till i got proctor'd on the way home"
by the brrr October 27, 2008
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ProctorOfWar

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.
I ProctorOfWar'd him!
by EnderRagnar June 1, 2023
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Tyler James Proctor

Treat this guy like a god. Nobody could even compare to his greatness...also his dick is soooo huge!!
Tyler James Proctor... “no way! Dick is big as hell!”
by The Best Ones January 29, 2019
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