Procrasturbate 

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.

Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.

Procrasturbate by Shaunquavious March 20, 2010

Procrasturbate 

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.

I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead

Procrasturbate by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 29, 2011

procrasturbate 

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.

Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."

procrasturbate by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012

procrasturbate 

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

procrasturbate by saygen June 27, 2008

procrasturbate 

the act of putting off something to masturbate instead.

you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.

procrasturbate by Blakenator March 9, 2009

procrasturbate 

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

procrasturbate by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasturbate 

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

procrasturbate by Procrastines February 22, 2009