procrasterbating

The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's

My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".

by Jacob F; November 7, 2007

procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012