a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

by Chizz October 11, 2004

tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006

pre-docking procedures

Foreplay before fucking.

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!

by pentozali November 23, 2010

Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.

Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something

by Myhandle? June 12, 2022

walnut procedure

Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.

I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night

by Will D Beast August 15, 2007

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 5, 2005