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i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
by Moose Boy May 2, 2008
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Prescription

Person: do you have a perscription for that medicine?
Person: do you mean prescription?
by TheTinyTheorist December 30, 2021
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Prescriptive Relationship

Prescriptive comes from Prescribe: Latin, praescribere =

1. to write at the beginning, dictate, order;

2. to lay down a rule : DICTATE;

3. to lay down as a guide, direction, or rule of action : ORDAIN;

4. to specify with authority.

A prescriptive relationship, then, is a relationship in which a person or people create a set of rules governing the relationship before the people involved ever get into said relationship. These rules are often set up to define a relationship involving someone who is not even in existence yet and therefore cannot give his or her input into the relationship agreements.

By contrast, a descriptive relationship describes the relationship as it is at the time with input from all involved.
John and Mary have a prescriptive relationship. Even though John and Mary haven't met anyone they're interested in yet, they have decided beforehand that anyone they date will be female, in love with them both equally, single, will live no more than 10 miles away, will not call John by the nickname "bunnylips", will not eat with them at their favorite restaurant, and cannot ever listen to the song John and Mary danced to at their wedding while John and/or Mary are in the room with her. When they meet her, these rules are non-negotiable and she has no say in them.
by Joreth April 8, 2010
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pornscript

One who has been conscripted into porn.
Paris Hilton's pornscript, her boyfriend, was forced to make a video with her to further her career as a skanky hoe.
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Prescriptable

A movie in which the plot or ending is extremely predictable.

A Script where by the ending can be predicted with ease.

A movie with a script where the ending is exactly as expected.
The Reader, The boy in striped pyjamas, any movie where the ending is predictable within the first ten minutes.

"That Movie was so prescriptable, i cat believe i even wasted any time illegally downloading it"
by Howiegc October 18, 2009
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perscription

A common misspelling of the word prescription, that only stupid idiots use.
"Hello, Sir!

I need to refill my perscription medicine for erectile dysfunction."
by CLAMSPIANOS July 31, 2011
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Prosciutto

Relationship status where you're Italian and are supposed to have a girlfriend
Italian Person A: "What does prosciutto mean?"
Non Italian Person B: " Prosciutto means when you don't have a girlfriend."
Italian Person A: "Shut the fuck up, I'm Italian and I'm supposed to have a girlfriend."
by BuddyNamedEric February 27, 2022
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