prizzer

A romantic infatuation with correctional inmates. These inmates reside in prison giving the term it's origin.

George is such a prizzer, he's been writing letters to OJ Simpson in prison.

I think watching Love After Lockup has turned me into a prizzer, I think these criminals are so sexy!

by Gufi February 25, 2019

I have to pizzle fo rizzle

I have to pee for real.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."

by Amanda May 4, 2003

K Pizzle

A person with the highest level of swag attainable. They are the coolest of the cool, the baddest of the bad, the Dankest of the Dank and they know it too. Unfortunately, there can be only one K Pizzle and that position has already been filled by the one and only K Pizzle himself.

Guy, "Woah! Did you see that guy? HE IS SOOOO COOL. Who is that?"

Guy 2, "That, my friend, is K Pizzle."

by L Town Swag November 5, 2011

nizzle pizzle

An alternate form of "nigga please" used by non blacks in situations of high racial tension.

black man: "Yo honkey lips! You gonna join in this gang fight, or what?"

caucasian male: "Nizzle pizzle!"

by Honkey Lips February 4, 2010

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.

bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.

by Al January 29, 2005

pizzle sizzle

when you get sunburnt on your whang

i went out to malaga and got pizzle sizzle, it hurt like a crab on the dongle

by banana penguin June 15, 2005

Danger pizzle

When you get drunk and have to piss so badly that you go on the side of a building and don't want the hootie-hoo to catch you.

Man, I'm wasted. I'm gonna take a danger pizzle on that wall over there.

by B-Carp May 5, 2005