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pringlussy

A combination of a pringles can, sponges, rubber gloves and lubricant to form a makeshift pocket pussy.
Cashier: so that’s all?

Customer: slaps Pringle can on counter with his lotion. YUP

Cashier: Another man defeated by pringlussy…
by Krakatoa specialist January 2, 2023
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Edward Pringles Hands

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.
"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore
by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011
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Pringles

a delectable yet salty snack often found in long tubes which can be used to amplify weak Wireless signals.
pringles are good

I use a pringle can to steal wireless internet
by ranova May 11, 2004
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Pringles

Chips in a tube? that's just CRAZY!
*proceeds to shove tube in mouth and eat chips* numnumnumnumnumnum
by Klayman July 2, 2005
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pringles poop

when a person defecates, wipes and gets up, leaves the bathroom, ends up pooing again 3 minutes later, wipes, leaves, and then is back again 3 minutes later again and again and again.

effectively stating that "once you "pop/poop" you can't stop!"

just like opening a tube of pringles
>man, i had the worst pringles poop in the history of the world today....i was in and out and in and out and in and out for well over an hour today....

> that sucks man, my pringles poops usually only last for 3 or 4 trips back.
by Bam 9 October 26, 2010
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Punglish

When any man of jolly stature begins to slur words due to ingesting large amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Please note: The "Punglish speaker" is normally not coherent enough to recognize he is speaking in Punglish. Everything coming out of his mouth still makes sense to him. It is only the closest of friends that can decipher such foreign vocabulary outbursts.
Brian: CARBOMBS ALL AROUND!!! ON NATE'S TAB!

Nate: bamb my tip on the ground.

Brian: Dude, you are speaking in Punglish. Don't worry, I'll still put it on your tab.
by Yes It's B December 31, 2009
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Pringles

official sponsor of the American Revolution, Lewis and Clark's exploration of the West, the Napoleonic regime and General Patton's asskickery
American Merchants: "England has prohibited ships from bringing tea into the colonies that is not from the East India Tea Company.
Continenal Congress: "Oh, that's a shame."
American Merchants: "There were also Pringles in that cargo."
Continental Congress: "WAR!"
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