premedicognitive

To think about thinking about something before you think about it.

He became premedicognitive when he subconsciously decided to think about thinking about himself thinking about shingling a dog house with pancakes on Tuesday on the previous Sunday.

by Seamus Mchooligan March 30, 2017

predickupied

Preoccupied by dick

He told me his family was nuts, but I was to predickupied to hear him.

by Loganmoon08 April 23, 2018

Primprick

The word used to make Emily look like a dumbass

Not a real word lol

Emily tried to google primprick what an idiot

by Primprick May 28, 2022

Primerican

A United States citizen who achieves Amazon citizenship by spending more on Amazon Prime than the tax paid to the federal government.

Joey has so many Amazon prime boxes in their garage they have achieved Primerican citizenship.

by Ricochet05 February 13, 2023

predicktable

Consistent in being a total d**k to everyone 24/7.

Tronald Dump was very predicktable even before he became prez; it's no wonder we could only stand him for one term.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

prizepicks

Gambling sight were we all lose our money

PrizePicks is a literal scam

by LebronMeatRider June 29, 2023

premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023