Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

primitive rock n roll

a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;

e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.

by Rockabilly1983 January 27, 2012

anarcho-primitivism

Anarcho-traditionalism; eco-fascism; autarky

Anarcho-primitivism is a rebellion against the ethos of modernism

by sandraxine August 3, 2017

Primitivo

Primitivo also know as primo a bad ass bitch with a amazing personality unforgettable and he’s always ready to slay the house down

O primitivo ? He’s a bad ass bitch yass queen

by Primi92 January 20, 2020

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Portico Primate

A polite way to call a person of African American decent a porch monkey. Often used to offend a person without them getting mad at you.

(White guy) You are such a Portico Primate

(Black guy) Um . . . . okay?

by Big AL inc. June 19, 2011

Anarcho-primitivist

Someone who would like to see the abolition of all power relations of hierachy, coercion, domination, and exploitation that was brought about by the shift from hunter-gatherer to agriculture.

Every hunter gatherer in the world is an anarcho-primitivist and proof that it works.

by Ted Slade September 4, 2010