platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

pick up the soap

A term used in prison that is a form of prison rape in which a homosexual (usually black) man in prison at the showers telling a heterosexual male (usually a new inmate) to pick up a bar of soap that he "dropped" by accident. The gay man will say "pick up the soap" in a fierce way, in which the straight man will pick it up with his ass bending to the other man's penis. This indicates that the straight man will be anally raped.

Prisoner 1: Yo nigga, I heard the new inmate just met Big Smoke.

Pisoner 2: Yeah i heard, he suffed from "pick up the soap"!

by therealdealmyg February 11, 2012

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... April 8, 2016

pick up line

A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for sex, romance, or dating.

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Examples of some popular pick up lines:

Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

by RissaBrooke August 7, 2009

pick-up game

A game, usually in basketball, that starts spontaneously by a group of random people or with friends. There aren't any refs or officiating, and the calls are all on the players, which can get a little unfair and annoying depending on who you play with. The players pick the teams and rules.

*Jack and John shooting around at the court, while Guy 1 and Guy 2 are doing the same on another court*

Jack- Hey, you think we can take those two guys? Let have a 2-on-2 pick-up game with them.

John- I dunno, Guy 1 is 7 feet muscular and black, and Guy 2 is fat, hairy, sweaty, and shirtless. I better not post him up.

Jack- alright then, I call Guy 1, and you'll got Guy 2. We're going up to 21, win by 2, make it take it.

by pseudonym123456789876543 June 30, 2012

pick up

The process which entails meeting a dealer in a (usually) prearranged place, and purchasing--'picking up'--your dope.

Guy 1: "Oi, where an' when we goin' to pick up?"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

pick up on that

Get to know or become aware of (this or that). Determine following investigation or unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, I knew it was you!
Friend 2: "I was afraid you'd pick up on that".

by puertomarina December 9, 2014