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praying mantis

When fucking a girl from behind, and your reach your hand around putting a finger in each nostril. This will result in the flailing of her arms, resembling a praying mantis.
Dude I have a fettish for insects, so when I fuck a bitch from behind, I decided to use the praying mantis move.
by DEEEMMDUB December 10, 2009
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Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...
That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!
by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006
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Praying Mantis

A girl that walks like a fucking praying mantis and stalks people all the time. She has huge bug eyes and no boobs. She will usually have an annoying nasally voice and will chew gum obnoxiously loud.
Person 1: My friend won't stop following me and wont stop chewing gum.
Person 2:Youve got a Praying Mantis.
by 1621122 November 3, 2011
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reverse Praying Mantis

OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.
Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis
by sheisducksick August 25, 2011
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Praying Mantis

Alternative spelling of Preying Mantis

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a praying mantis farm ..."
by Plush Terry August 5, 2004
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Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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Black Bummed Praying Mantis

A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.
I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.
by IAIN_D September 2, 2018
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