Presentor

A superior version of presenter. Made by Joseph Stalin, it wants to rape you.

The presentors are presenting a PowerPoint on communism. Nicolas is the hottest presentor, to be totally honest.

by Areodactl September 20, 2019

Presserverance

The act of continuing to press your penis at your partner. The partner usually is in a defensive state, or clearly articulating their non-interest. The "presser" utilizes his male anatomy in a jack hammer type movement until his partner decides to give in consensual thus removing any barrier to penetration.

Cole's presserverance was able to coherse Megan to reach to promiseland!

by #SirPressAlot January 30, 2021

presenteeism

A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.

The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.

I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.

by prototypist September 1, 2021

presente

Spanish for "present"; when the name of a fallen or deceased hero of the Revolución or other sacred cause is mentioned, one is supposed to shout "¡Presente!" to indicate that she or he is still present in spirit.

"Dolores Ibárruri -- ¡Presente! (Isidora Dolores Ibárruri Gómez (Spanish: isiˈðoɾa ðoˈloɾes iˈβaruɾi ˈɣomeθ; 9 December 1895 – 12 November 1989), also known as la Pasionaria (English: "the Passionflower"), was a Spanish Republican leader of the Spanish Civil War of 1936–1939.

by StarryGordon March 3, 2023