I am pregnate

What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.

"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"

by Kee Strauser August 30, 2005

pregnot

(adverb) A girl who is not pregnant. Usually applied to those who's mother or mother-in-law keeps asking if they are pregnant. One does not have to look pregnant to be pregnot.

There's no baby in here. I'm pregnot.

by b3sweety January 1, 2008

pregnesia

The loss of part of your short & long term memory due to pregnancy. May not be fully recooped after pregnancy, but continue on throughout your life.

I can't remember where I put the baby's diaper bag, must be early onset pregnesia.

by T~Mama May 1, 2007

pregret

Seeing yourself in the future, and feeling regret for doing/not doing something in the time between now and then.

"I became my 60-year-old self and was overcome with regret for wasting so much time on the internet, that when I snapped back to "now", I felt immense pregret, for the time yet to be wasted."

by nobrayn May 28, 2014

Pregnetty

A pregnant woman who can't spell pregnant on Facebook.

I hate bein' pregnetty lolz pregnant dumb stupid woman facebook

by cryptod4ve March 26, 2012

pregnuts

An absoloutely absurd way of saying pregnant.

"Dude, I hear she got the pregunuts."
"Man, I didn't use protection and now my sister has the pregnuts."

by MamaK October 23, 2008

pregnatal trappage

An act in which a woman deliberately and without the knowledge of her partner gets herself pregnant in the hopes of securing a permanent relationship with a male of her choice.

Sometimes this is used to help the undecided party become more committed to the relationship.

He has fallen victim to pregnatal trappage

She’s fallen pregnant after a month? That’s got to be a case of Pregnatal Trap-page!

He said he is going to leave? Time for Pregnatal Trappage!

by BubbleButt1989 October 15, 2017