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I'm pregnant

A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.
Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"

Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."

Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."

Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."

Girl: "ugh" and walks away
by FreBerSch February 18, 2010
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Pregnant Fetish

The scientific name of the subject is maeiusophilia;
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:

Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
When I saw the girl next door was 8 months pregnant,
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!

Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
by CDSmith1967 December 18, 2005
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16 and Pregnant

Terrible "reality show" on MTV. Usually concerns a ho/cheerleader who gets knocked up by an Eminem wannabe/moron usually called Chad, Ryan or Jared. They give out about how *more* ruined their lives are now that they have been stupid enough to spawn brats.

Wear condoms for crying out loud!!

It depresses me that these people breed.

I remember when MTV used to do music videos.
Today on 16 and pregnant, more white trash getting knocked up by white trash.
by Hirsute1 August 26, 2010
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16 and pregnant

a show on MTV featuring the trashy teenagers of America.

it's about 16 -year old sluts who get pregnant and then whine and complain about it. no one forced to you to put that dick between your legs.

basically these girls are gonna end up being highschool dropouts, not doing much with their life.its gonna be us taxpayers who end up paying for their 'mistake" when they go on welfare.
why MTV made a show about this puzzles me. but it isnt the first time they made a show about white trash hoes and it sure as hell wont be the last

btw forgot to add :most of the chicks are ugly effing bitches .
one episode of 16 and pregnant involved a 16 yr old who not only was pregnant herself but her mother was too, and gave birth to the girls brother only a few months before the 16-yr-old did
now if thats not white trash thenIDK what is.
by i need you so bad July 12, 2009
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16 and pregnant

lets watch 16 and pregnant, that will bring me out of my depression!
by brass kickass November 2, 2011
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Pregnant Fetish

Being turned on by pregnant chicks, especially those who are lactating.
When both of my hot neighbors were similtaneously pregnant i discovered my pregnant fetish
by The Kryptonian April 3, 2005
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fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
by randygland25 August 18, 2010
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