prefuck

Similar to a prenup, where a contract is made before the sexual encounter to ensure zero emotional liability, zero stalking, zero kiss-and-tell and zero phone calls the morning after, or alternatively STD-treatment bill and abortion bill insurance.

Dips: I don't want to be any girl's first or last. That's just too much baggage.

Bhai: You're just scared! I'll tell you what, sign a prefuck. That way you can be sure she won't stalk you afterwards.

by Alan-a-Dale April 13, 2010

prefuckingcisely

Main Entry: pre·fuck.ing.cise·ly
Function: adverb
: EXACTLY <prefuckingcisely two o'clock> -- sometimes used as an intensive <was popular prefuckingcisely because she was so skanky>

You're prefuckingcisely right, that dude is married~

by Rayne45 September 3, 2006

perfunct

a state of attitudinal disengagement where employees perform only the minimum needed to retain their job i.e. get through the day,go through the motions.

Personal funk about one's job.

Dealing with perfunct government employees is often an experience in poor, half-hearted service.

by daretowin September 11, 2009

Premunchies

Food procured before the smoking of marijuana so that one does not have to leave for munchies after smoking.

This is especially helpful due to the not-wanting-to-go-for-munchies feeling after achieving highness and results in increased euphoria

Bob: Should we get some premunchies now?
Bill: Great idea, I never want to drive when I get high anyway

Bob: Dude I'm so baked! I want some munchies!
Bill: Duuuuude, the pre-munchies man!!
Bob:!!!!!!!!!!!!

by inventorofpremunchies January 10, 2011

Perfunctorium

Refers to any routine, bureaucratic business office that adheres rigidly to a routine, usually small and insignificant, yet believes itself to be all-important. In the 1990s in California colleges and universities, the term originally referred to academic administrative offices peroccupied with minor, routine, or insignificant details.

The campus perfunctorium requires evidence that you had a mother before it can verify you were ever born and still eligible for more inconveniences.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011

Perfunctory

A fancier way of saying half-ass. See also #half-ass, #cursory

Girl 1: His way of addressing the problems in their relationship are perfunctory at best.
Girl 2: Jeez girl, ease up on the fancy lingo! We're not Shakespeare here.
Girl 1: You're right, my bad. My point still stands though!

by Bah Zah March 19, 2021

perfunctionist

the act of perfunctioning
ie. being generally undeniably awesome

Rebecca, stop being such a perfunctionist! God!

by That guy......... December 15, 2010