perdicament

an unpleasent situation.

this feeling i have is very perdicament.

that bitches dad makes me feel perdicament

by grant 90210 September 25, 2006

Predictament

1. n. A bad or ill-fated outcome that one predicted would happen in advance.

2. n. An unpleasantly difficult, perplexing, or dangerous situation that a person had the foresight to see in advance, yet for some reason chose to proceed with anyway.

Dammit, I knew I would end up in this predictament.

by SKyway Sherpa March 6, 2012

predicament

The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament.

by Colonel Webster September 28, 2011

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

predicamently

when keyana or a person forgets to take a bath.

yo son you predicamently n you stink!

by janine April 22, 2005

Predicamentary

The adjectival form of predicament. Used to describe situations when the issue in question arises because of one's predicament.

He had to leave the house for predicamentary reasons.

by predicament December 11, 2010

Predicament

Breath mint Italian & Latina girls use right before giving a man a blowjob.

Sophia told Giovanni "No blowjob until I've had my predicament."

by DNRDNI September 5, 2023