Precautionary poo

The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc

Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!

by M_R_B May 9, 2009

Procastibaking

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

by edumacator February 12, 2007

Precrastination

The act of knowing you will procrastinate, before one has actually procrastinated.

John: Hey man, wanna work on that project tonight?

Me: Nah, I'll probably just do it last minute... you know, procrastinate

John: So... you know you're going to procrastinate... isn't that precrastination?

by ThatAUguy April 12, 2013

Precautionary Principle

The idea that if the consequences are unknown and may cause harm or negative consequences, it is best to avoid making that decision or to proceed with caution.

Since the effect of CO2 emissions on the climate is still unclear, it is best to use the precautionary principle.

by Richard Wayne Bobholz April 24, 2006

Procasturpoop

(v) To waste time on the shitter.

Work was really boring, so Matt decided to procasturpoop until his shift was over.

by take2lake April 29, 2010

Precautionary Pre-Game

To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.

Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight.

Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.

by PlayerOnFire March 6, 2021