A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.
by The Inexistent May 2, 2011
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All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005
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*INSTAGRAM PICTURE*
Caption: Omg praaam :) lol #praaam
person 1: what the heck is praaam??
person 2: Its prom, duh!
person 1:... are you an idiot?
Caption: Omg praaam :) lol #praaam
person 1: what the heck is praaam??
person 2: Its prom, duh!
person 1:... are you an idiot?
by karatekid May 28, 2013
Get the praaam mug.Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.
by JF4 December 8, 2017
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by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019
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Get the Praaaaaa mug.: A misheard word which means "macaroni" (borrowed from regional Italian, plural of macarone).
: This is from the most charismatic member of SB19 and the sexiest man in the Philippines 2020, Josh Cullen Santos in one of their Showbreak episode.
: This is from the most charismatic member of SB19 and the sexiest man in the Philippines 2020, Josh Cullen Santos in one of their Showbreak episode.
by BBJoshiephine September 16, 2020
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