When someone delivers a powerpoint so tediously boring that everyone ends up slouched over their chairs and desks, in a 'dead' fashion
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The corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy.
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Punishment by powerpoint presentation. Usually involves being subjected to a tedious, cheesy sales pitch delivered with the aid of powerpoint.
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by mmj638 July 9, 2007
Get the powerpointing mug.A work culture that encourages dumb presentations and meetings about strategy based on gut feelings and hand gestures. The strategy is never really executed after the presentation. Also the exhibitors usually support setting goals as a way of life and endless boring conversations about the structure of their team.
The presentations almost always use Microsoft's Powerpoint software.
The culture worships graphic design and helps incompetent people to keep their jobs even though if they were to die tomorrow, the company’s profits would not be harmed and even improved.
If the presentations are on stage it can also be called "TED culture".
The presentations almost always use Microsoft's Powerpoint software.
The culture worships graphic design and helps incompetent people to keep their jobs even though if they were to die tomorrow, the company’s profits would not be harmed and even improved.
If the presentations are on stage it can also be called "TED culture".
I got fired. I have to feed my kids ... Jessica's dad arranged for me to do a temporary office cleaning job. But it's not so bad, a break from the powerpoint culture. You don't even have to send weeklies to the boss there.
by no_well_no December 31, 2021
Get the Powerpoint culture mug.Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.
by jwargel May 25, 2006
Get the powerpoint monkey mug.A device used for presenting specific projects in a class which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted Wikipedia information.
by kierstenvelope October 20, 2008
Get the Powerpoint mug.the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
by geek.neo May 6, 2010
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