PowerLame

really REALLY stupid and unoriginal. just plain dumb.

1: I just saw that Wolverine movie.

2: That movie was powerlame.

by raghlfraghl June 3, 2009

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

by SemStev April 23, 2018

Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.

Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.

by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

by caKe_no November 23, 2010

Pee Pee Powerwashing

verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.

At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!

by RedDan69 April 3, 2011

Poltergasm

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration

Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.

by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017

Powerwashing

The act of using ones forceful urination to erase fecal residue left behind on the side of the toilet bowl by the toilet's previous user. Occasionally, more than one powerwashing session is required to completely finish the job.

I tried to get rid those skid marks that Jeff left behind by powerwashing them, but i could hardly make a dent in them!

by Gumballz May 26, 2010