Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Exit polling

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy

Can I interest you in a little exit polling?

by Twitty22 March 30, 2007

Towelling squares

Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.

Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.

While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006

Captain Poelking

Used when describing someone who is a fag but is rich so lots of people like this person.

Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
Tanner: "I hate Captain Poelking he is such a fag bro for real"
Alex: "I wish I could beat the shit out of Captain Poelking but hes too rich"

by Hehshdn October 19, 2017

Dowelling

dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.

Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.

by Ellrotts June 24, 2011

Pokeling

Pokeling is the act of poking someone vigorously to achieve the effect of a tickle.

If he wont stop pokeling me I may laugh so hard I cry.

by DRawks October 11, 2010

powerline.io

a game I love and my fav player is tusy soul

powerline.io is the best fucking game

by deadlandsking19 October 18, 2022