Poodini

When having anal intercourse with a partner, you pull out your penis and proceed to spit on your partners back, making the partner think that you have just came. Then when the partner turns around, you expel fecal matter into the partners face. (Preferably explosive diarrhea). Similar to the houdini

Yo I pulled the poodini on my girlfriends face and she threw up.

by Kyle Brum January 19, 2008

Poodini

A Poodini occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the pipe - leaving no trace. Furthermore you check the wipe to find that the paper remains clean.
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'

Just been to the loo and would you credit it...a Poodini!

by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008

poodini

When you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn't there. Usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.

i just had a poodini.

by sirgoofsalot February 11, 2010

Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016

Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016

Phudini

An Asian Magician who gets paid 10 cents per performance.

“Can someone hire a Phudini for this party? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

by The Phudini May 25, 2018

poodini

noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.

"dude i swear that bitch had poo in her giner! what is she, some kind of poodidni?"

by living proof December 12, 2003