Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.
Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.
Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.
Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010
Get the Nerd Poser mug.The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.
Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.
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Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021
“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”
“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022
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To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.
Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.
The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
To bang someones else's wife, particularly when they are off at war.
Someone with Potters disease typically presents with a very akward affect. They appear to be nice on the surface but truly are a back stabbing cowardess peice of S***. These people are the worst of society and are boring, selfish and are skillfully opportunistic. The pathopneumonic finding of this disease is the complete lack of a spine or testicles. Once they are diagnosed with the disease, people will see them for who they really are and not for whom they portray themselves to be.
The only cure for this disease is to be sterilized, possibly destroyed.
Did you hear what (insert name) did with that guys wife while he was in Iraq?
Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.
Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.
Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
Yeah he was, I thought anyways, a nice guy. But I guess he is a peice of shit.
Yeah, then he tried to get her ex husband fired from his job when he found out.
Really? He must have Potter's Disease.
by jbadroad January 3, 2013
Get the Potter's disease mug.A parody-musical based on the Harry Potter-books. You'll find it on Youtube, or one of your friends (or even a total stranger) will nag you to see it in the near future.
The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.
Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
The reason the phrase "totally awesome" now can trigger anything from a laughter-fit to a blank stare.
Often referred to as AVPM or VPM online.
Friend 1: That car was totally awesome!
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
Friend 2 collapses in laughter.
Friend 1: What? What's so funny about that?
Friend 2: You just reminded me of AVPM.
Friend 1: A what?
Friend 2: A Very Potter Musical! Come, I'll show you!
Friend 3: Again? Those songs get stuck in my head so easily, I'll be humming them for the next three days.
by FIND! July 19, 2009
Get the A Very Potter Musical mug.A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.
Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.
by K~ August 10, 2003
Get the posers mug.The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015
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