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PostDICKtal

a state of disorientation that follows intense sexual activities.
Elizabeth fucked me so good afterwards I was AOx0. I was so postDICKtal.
by ManicMedic22 October 17, 2017
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Postracial

To exist beyond the point where race is a consideration. Literally 'After Race'
An Obama Whitehouse is a significant step towards a Postracial America

or the less convincing...

"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.
by Strangehouse January 14, 2009
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postjack

Antonym of prejack, postjack is the capacity, (exclusive to men), to think clearly, make responsible purchase decisions, refuse to comply with the suggestions of hot women, do math, and pass strip clubs without going inside. Typically a momentary, fleeting state that goes away a few minutes "postjack".
Postjack it’s pretty clear to me how much I hate that fucking couch she made me buy, and how – frankly – I’d really like to strangle her goddamn cat… but the feeling usually subsides after a couple minutes, confusion sets in, and I have to go look for my calculator and a dictionary… wait, what was I talking about? I need to go look at redtube.
by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008
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postbaccalaureate

A state of being; to continue on at a college campus typically studying science and/or psychology, and characterizing his or her introspective. Avoiding reality at all costs.
I've earned my bachelor's degree and I've come back to school to "earn a second undergraduate degree".

It's called Postbacc! (Postbaccalaureate).
by Bumbleskee December 26, 2011
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postjacking

"Postjacking" is when a couple or a few people take over a comment string, usually on Facebook, and subsequently take things in a whole different direction. This is not inherently a negative thing, as it can often be amusing to witness.
Sorry for postjacking your string, Dude! We'll let things get back on topic now.
by Plasmo March 6, 2015
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Postdicted

To only find something out so far behind it took place that it is almost impossible to not have been aware of it before.
Friend: Oh my God I just started listening to Michael Jackson and it turns out he's dead! I swear this always happens.
Friend 2: Bro, you postdicted that.
by Pastazone June 23, 2020
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postdockery

Self-inflicted fuckery where you apply for another underpaid research position and stay in denial about your career prospects as a Ph.D.
"You were supposed to interview for that research consultancy job today! Why did you do this postdockery instead?!"
by tgwtt October 7, 2021
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